(Source: suddenlywolf, via heyfunniest)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via heyfunniest)
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
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